The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i already hear my dad disowning me
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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