You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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