Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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