I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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