About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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