It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
