so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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