If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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