bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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