just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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