So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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