so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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