I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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