Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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