Moan for me like Helen Keller
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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