names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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