remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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