it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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