Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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