Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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