Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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