Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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