the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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