This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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