real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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