Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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