awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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