just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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