Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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