If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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