Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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