just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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