we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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