I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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