New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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