all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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