are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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