How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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