I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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