Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm like, not good at living.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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