Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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