Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
