We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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