he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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