Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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