How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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