Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
