so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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