cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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