This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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