Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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